Don't be foolish pretending to be a grumpy sissified hustler because it won't be easy. If it's that simple, then the world would be squirming with men and women who speak in a foreign drawl. Luckily, at the moment, we got you covered with this 13" Stainless Steel Light Brown Fox Tail Plug that will at least give you that oddly cute sissified vibe.

This metal device measures 2.76 inches in height and 1.10 inches in diameter. Furthermore, this rust-proof metal plug is made of premium medical-grade stainless steel that is hypoallergenic. On the other hand, a synthetic fox-tail which has a total length of 13.78 inches is attached at the broader end of the plug. You'll not only have an exhilarating experience, but your safety is also guaranteed. The tail is available in variations of brown shades giving a realistic aesthetic.

During the manufacturing and production stage, hygiene was highly considered; that's why maintaining this toy's cleanliness is so easy. Just sanitize the plug by washing it with an anti-bacterial, household detergent. Then rinse it completely with tap water. Soaking the metal plug in hot water for five to fifteen minutes to disinfect thoroughly is also recommended. Alternatively, you can sanitize further by spraying the metal with a sex toy cleaner or isopropyl alcohol. As for the tailpiece, you can shampoo it every now and then to keep it fresh. Hang to dry and store in a place away from extreme temperature and humidity.

Your privacy is our priority, that's why you can buy this toy with confidence as we will ship it to you discreetly. Nobody will be able to tell what your parcel contains because the shipping label will vaguely describe what you actually purchase. At the same time, there won't be any sexually suggestive phrases on your credit card statements because we got you covered. We're using an alias so our deal will remain incognito! What a relief, right?

Finally, bring out your animalistic talents and amaze your partner with your hidden skills! Buy now!