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As social interactions have shifted from traditional methods to more digital mediums, the use of phrases and pick-up lines has become increasingly popular. These short and catchy phrases are used to express one's interest in someone or to break the ice with a new person. While they can be fun and effective in certain situations, it's important to remember to use them in a respectful and appropriate manner.

In the digital world, pick-up lines and short phrases can be found everywhere. From dating apps to social media platforms, they have become a standard way of initiating contact with someone new. While they can be helpful in getting a conversation started, it's important to make sure that the line or phrase used is not inappropriate or offensive in any way. Making someone feel uncomfortable or disrespected will only lead to a negative outcome.

However, these short phrases are not limited to digital interactions. In-person interactions can also benefit from the use of pick-up lines and phrases. They can help break the ice and make a person feel more comfortable when meeting someone new. But it's important to remember that not everyone will appreciate this approach, so it's essential to gauge the situation and the person's personality before trying to use them.

In the end, the use of pick-up lines and short phrases can be a fun and effective way to initiate a conversation and express interest in someone. However, it's crucial to use them with care and respect to avoid any negative consequences. Whether it's online or in person, always remember to be kind, respectful, and mindful of the other person's boundaries. By doing so, you'll create a more positive and successful social interaction.

Dirty Pick-Up Lines

  1. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  2. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
  3. Hey, do you have an inhaler? ‘Cause I heard you got that ass, ma!
  4. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
  5. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
  6. Your clothes look so uncomfortable. Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
  7. I wish you were here to play ‘Simon Says’ with me… in bed.
  8. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
  9. Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
  10. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  11. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  12. Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.
  13. I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?
  14. Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to spend all night taking care of you.
  15. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
  16. You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
  17. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
  18. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
  19. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  20. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  21. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
  22. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
  23. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
  24. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
  25. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  26. Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
  27. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
  28. This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.
  29. You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)
  30. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
  31. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
  32. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  33. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  34. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
  35. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
  36. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
  37. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
  38. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  39. Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.
  40. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?
  41. This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

DIRTY PICK UP LINES FOR GIRLS

  1. Can we go to batting practice? Because your bat looks ready for a swing.
  2. Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight.
  3. Are you Aquaman? Because you sure do make me wet.
  4. How much do you lift at the gym? I’d like to see if you can lift that in bed.
  5. Are you Siri? Because I’d like to request a few things from later tonight.
  6. Someday I’ll tell my first child about tonight, and how we created him passionately.
  7. Are you claustrophobic? Because I’ll be wrapping my thighs around your face tonight.
  8. I’m not into photography, but I can picture you and me together in bed.
  9. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  10. Can I follow you home? Cause my mother always told me to follow my dreams.
  11. Are you a vet? I have a cat that needs to be examined.
  12. Did you escape from prison? Because it is illegal to look this good.
  13. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
  14. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  15. Want to play train? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.
  16. You know what winks and then roars like a lion? {Wink at her}
  17. My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the room. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  18. Your outfit will look great on the floor
  19. Do I have to sign for your package?
  20. If being beautiful is a crime, then you are under arrest.
  21. Aside from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
  22. Riddle: If you take away one hand, some will remain. What am I? Handsome
  23. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is really hard to find..
  24. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  25. Your body is made up of 80% water.. and I’m getting thirsty.
  26. Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  27. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when someone touches me.
  28. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  29. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
  30. If you were a flower, you’d be a DAMMN-delion.

DIRTY PICK UP LINES FOR HIM

  1. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  2. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
  3. You are worth every sin.
  4. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
  5. Can I borrow your kiss? I promise I’ll give it back with interest.
  6. I look really good… reflected in your eyes. Can I get a closer look?
  7. I feel like the moon, I’m naturally attracted to your world’s orbit.
  8. I’m new in the area, could you help me with the directions to your house?
  9. I ain’t no dog, but woof for you!!
  10. How many times have you wished for Prince Charming? I’ll finally make it happen.
  11. What’s your favorite meal? I can definitely be that for you.
  12. Do you know what a great horror movie is? “The fright of losing you”
  13. You remind me a lot of my next ex.
  14. Why would I have a $1,000 phone, if my number is not on there?
  15. Did you know that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? Want to wrestle?
  16. Are you Spider-Man? You have me caught up in your web.

Funny Pick-Up Lines

  1. Life without you is like a broken pencil…
  2. Do I know you from somewhere? Oh, that’s right. My dreams.
  3. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
  4. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  5. People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  6. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  7. Hey! Are you garbage? I’ll take you out!
  8. Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
  9. I’m so lost. I was looking for your number.
  10. Is your daddy a drug dealer? Because I think you look dope.
  11. You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.
  12. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  13. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
  14. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  15. If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  16. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  17. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
  18. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
  19. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  20. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
  21. Do you like action movies? Because you’re giving me Jean Claud Van Daaaaaaaam vibes.
  22. I went to Alabama for college. Want to Roll Tide Roll with me?
  23. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
  24. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  25. If you were a steak, you would be well done.
  26. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  27. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  28. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  29. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us!
  30. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  31. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  32. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  33. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
  34. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  35. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
  36. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  37. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  38. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Pokemon Pickup Lines

  1. Are you a Pikachu? Because you just shocked my heart with your cuteness.
  2. Are you a Charizard? Because you set my heart ablaze.
  3. Are you a Jigglypuff? Because you're putting me to sleep with your beauty.
  4. Are you a Bulbasaur? Because I want to plant a kiss on your lips.
  5. Are you a Snorlax? Because you've got me feeling lazy and cuddly.
  6. Are you a Magikarp? Because I'm willing to train you to be my perfect catch.
  7. Are you a Mew? Because you're rare, unique, and I want to catch you.
  8. Are you a Vulpix? Because you're foxxy and fiery, and I'm drawn to you.
  9. Are you an Eevee? Because you have so many possibilities, and I want to explore them all with you.
  10. Are you a Lapras? Because I want to ride on your back and explore the world with you.

Anime Pick up Lines

  1. Are you a Shinigami? Because you just took my breath away.
  2. Are you a Titan? Because you make my heart race and my knees weak.
  3. Are you a Pikachu? Because you just shocked me with your cuteness.
  4. Are you a ninja? Because you stole my heart and disappeared without a trace.
  5. Are you a One Piece treasure? Because I'm willing to travel the Grand Line to find you.
  6. Are you a Death Note? Because you're killing me softly with your charm.
  7. Are you a Dragon Ball? Because I want to gather all seven of you and make a wish to be with you.
  8. Are you a magical girl? Because you've cast a spell on me and I can't resist you.
  9. Are you a Vocaloid? Because your voice is music to my ears and I want to hear more.
  10. Are you an Attack on Titan fan? Because I want to be your Mikasa and protect you at all costs.

 

Best Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  2. Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  4. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
  5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  6. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just hurt my knee falling for you.
  7. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  8. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
  9. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  10. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
  11. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
  12. Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears.
  13. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  14. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
  15. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  16. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
  17. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  18. You must be a beaver because daaaaaaaaam.
  19. Excuse me, do you have a moment? I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours?
  20. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  21. What’s your sign?
  22. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

 

WARNING :These dirty pick up lines are extremely erotic and inappropriate. Please use them with utmost care. Or just use it as a joke. These Dirty Pickup Lines aren't for everyone. Use them with someone you know and ask what they think before actually using them in the real world. Or use them as a joke with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

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